- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

There is no I in Pie except for the I

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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