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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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