What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Anti Joke

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