A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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