Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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