Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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