a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

nothing

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

EGGPLANT

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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