- Anti Joke

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello