- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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