- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

whats white and looks like paper paper

9/11

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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