- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Anti-jokes are funny.

woman's lacrosse

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What is the difference?

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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