a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Your mom is so old she died

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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