America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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PIED NINNY!

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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