- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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