- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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