- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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