- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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