What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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This is a joke.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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