- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Where's my baby??

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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