- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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