- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

why was the old man on the ground he fell

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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