- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Hello

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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