the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What does water taste like? Water

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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What happen? Idk...

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