- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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