If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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