What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Anti Joke

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