- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Neil Lewis

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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