a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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