Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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dat shoe shine tho

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What do I hate? people

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Anti Joke

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