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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

knock knock who's there ?

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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