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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

what did one computer say to the other .........

the holocaust

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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