What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Your mom.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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