- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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