God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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