Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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did you stub your toe?

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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