- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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