- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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