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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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