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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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