- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

My penis is big... not.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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