- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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