- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Sex education in Texas.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Lindsay Lohan

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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