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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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