- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

What? Why?

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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