- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Sam Hengal.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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