What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Women's rights.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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