- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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