Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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woman..parallel parking

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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