What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Darude- Sandstorm

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Knock Knock Go Away

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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