- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

This isn't funny.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What did the sign say? It said slow down

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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